she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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