How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
this will be a night to untag.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
