can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
its not stalking. its research.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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