she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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