That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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