im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Just pee around me
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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