Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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