idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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