i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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