She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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