Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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