Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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