"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
