It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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