Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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