You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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