can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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