We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
