is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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