they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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