I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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