2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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