Fuck appropriateness.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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