i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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