Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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