Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
