would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize