just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Randomize
