Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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