omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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