yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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