Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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