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Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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