I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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