i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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