Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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