I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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