Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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