We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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