u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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