nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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