I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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