And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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