Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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