Whoa Z and x make the same sound
People with herpes should wear stickers.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize