I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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