you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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