About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You need Xanax blowdarts
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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