Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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