Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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