worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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