the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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