Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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