Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
i think i just lost a toe
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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