Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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