he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
