I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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